Pet Peeves

9. A mutual friend says, “Have you two met?”
Amy: Y–…
XXXX: No! Hi, I’m XXXX, it’s nice to meet you!

When you’re introduced to someone for the fiftieth fucking time and they still say, “Nice to meet you.” You’re at BROWN for Christ’s sake, and you can’t even remember a damn face? One day, when I’m your boss and you come in to see me and say, “Nice to meet you,” I will reply, “You’re fired.”


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