Conversation with Mom
Mom: ????????????(I received your thesis in the mail yesterday.)
Me: Yeah?
Mom: ???????????(It’s really long. I wouldn’t understand anything you wrote.)
Me: …
[End of conversation.]
Really? REALLY?? I spent my entire year slaving over these forty-two thousand one hundred and forty-four words and that’s all you have to say to me? I didn’t even get a “Congratulations” or a call when they received it. Damn, it really hurts.