Dear Cockroaches,

I know earlier I said that you could trade places with mice, but I would like to rescind my offer. I understand the ubiquitousness of your presence (as well as the interminability of it), so I have, in these past 36-48 hours, conceded to your creepy crawly selves. Instead, whenever I see you around the house, I have my Clorox Cleaning Solution with Bleach to spray you with. (HAHA HA, DIE!)

But hey, I can always ask again: please leave?

Thanks.

Sincerely,
Cockroach’s #1 Enemy

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