I Sit On My Ass All Day
As midterm week dawns upon students here, it is expected that you hibernate in your room all day and slave away memorizing characters and churn out essays. I woke up at 11 a.m., and then 9 hours of sitting on my ass ensued (more to come!). Well, almost 9 hours. I took a twenty minute break to walk out of the dorm and buy some rice. And what became the highlight of my day? I had two bowls of imported skim milk and Swiss Choco Teddy cereal. And then I drank imported tea and milk. And then I ate half a can of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce.

Pretty tasty, but are the white chocolate (also known as: BUTTER+MILKFAT) chunks really necessary?

Oooh, glucose syrup, I almost feel like I’m in America again.